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If your name is Luke, then I must be your father: Reasons why this weekend will be something in the like of Purgatory: »

theowlsaystwit:

English teacher: “Here you go! It is not because I am a sadomasicist or anything a like, but here is about thirty pages of grammar for the 6th of December, oh and don’t forget the three pages of more grammer for Monday!”

Geography teacher: “Here you go! Another assignment. I am not giving you…